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Our team name for the Professor Layton dinshig.

There's a fire-eater in this bar.

Don't worry, Mountain View: The Airborne is here to kick ass and take names.

I call this one "The Face Cracker".

Erin and Adrian with "Old Tom", Menlo Park's classic fire engine.

Miss Erin would like a rainbow painted on her hand, please.

I'm making these 3 eat pancakes for me. Why isn't my cheat day on Saturday? #4HourBody

Firefighters and pancakes.

Hey! It's my biggest fan!

This will not end well!!

So many Double-Bubbles....

Put it in my face!!!!!

Reason #37 to carry a Swiss Army knife: For when you forget the fork for your Whole Foods salad.

I finally bought an electric griddle. Now I'm griddling the world.

I'm pretty sure I can take any 3 year old in this place at Guitar Hero. Let's rock!

Oh, there he is. There's a convenient baby cage at .

Adrian is up there somewhere.

It's pretty slow in this place after noon on a Monday. Peaceful. Relaxing.

This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you, doughnuts.

Goodnight, Walt.