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If the colander is in the dishwasher a juicer works for straining pumpkin seeds.

Thanks for letting me nap, Twitter.

It's pumpkin patch time!

The Salvation Army, the SFPD, and the SFFD are having a free BBQ at Fort Point.

The dadventure continues!

I'm trying a fake pasta again. Julienned zucchini, bell pepper, and onion.

Anybody need a search done while I'm here?

Trivia: Elmer Fudd was Canadian.

I landed on 's 80's Dance Party and now I can't look away.

If you use this for boning, make sure it's just the tip.

Do you own a copy of this book? Why not?

*Gordon Ramsay Voice*: "Roast pork with brussels sprouts, mushrooms, and sweet peas: Done."

My date. It's okay to be jealous.


What's that, you say? You were hoping that someone would project "Captain Eo - 3D" on a house? Done.

These clouds bode.

Our team is in first place going to the final showdown. We've sent Willie in to represent.

Close-up magic.