“I’m your secondhand news/yeah.” That and a (screen)writer, blogger, trained journalist, and co-B!tchling of the Answer B!tch podcast on E! online.
At Runyon. I'm my own dog. Dirty, dirty dawwwg.
Shopping spree? No, no, no. Shopping RAMPAGE!
Dinner at STK. Yeah, we're fancy like that, @BMargaritis and I.
Thank YOU for the autograph you passed through my friend, last night, @diablocody. I shall admire it like I admire you.
For the love of Julia Child, let this Vegan Chili NOT boil over.
A boy can back-up plan, can't he?
Artistry. And not a fumbled attempt to snap a glimpse of my imagined bald spot. For once.
Rainbows *and* Renoir. Who SAYS LA don't have no culture? WHAT!
I do love my middle aged ladies. #dianekeaton @kathygriffin
Priming the children for a future of sexual deviance one faceless, life-sized stuffed HUMAN at a time.
"So this fox and this panda got really drunk, right?"
Not in CA, Sr.
Mac software upgrade WHAT. I need me one of these.
Good think you're in CA, now, sr.
Mac software update WHAT. I need me one of these.
Ac software update WHAT. I want me one of these.
Mac software upgrade WHAT. I want me one of these.
Yeah, just Band-Aid. That's all you'd need.
Zoo spectators, "The Hills" film crew -after awhile it's like we're not even there.
"So quit bitchin' about the cage, already."
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