Giant jenga!!!

Giant jenga!!!

Giant jenga!!!

Blowing breathalyzers.

Blowing breathalyzers.

These hussies look like salt water taffy waiting to be unwrapped.

I'm going to make out with someone in this photo booth tonight.

Shit. Had I known this was on the wall of Dick Clark's American Bandstand Grill I wouldn't have made my own jokes.

Everyone wanted to me take pictures while I peed so here it is...

Guess which room I'm going into...

What in God's holy fuck are "Pots of Soldiers"?! (Happy Memorial Day... I guess...)

Now I'm drinking wine up here.

This is what a Leonard Nimoy laserdiscs is.

Karaoke, motherfukers!

@DeadbeatAtDawn @brewskime Accident ass-monkey!!! They have it spelled wrong on the feast menu.

DJ Spider!

Holy hell. Bad thing are about to happen at #brianmasXXX

Fuck @BTSjunkie for making fun of my drawing!!!