If at first you don't secede, try, try again.

Dude, Where's My Candidate 2: Attack of the Corn Dog

With candidates like these, who needs enemies?

Because actual fighting is so passé.

Something ain't right about Sarah Palin's last pregnancy.

Sometimes Sarah Palin just doesn't know when to quit.

Palin, the Faux News Zombie (inspired by @Dusty_17)

Because Palin is a bit, er, mentally unstable. The pic also appeared in this Politicalgates post: http://t.co/EKo7b3y

Psycho Johnny, by special request of @watergatesummer and @ProgressiveTex

McCain gone Psycho

Infidel Castro (h/t to @AKdavedownunder for the image suggestion!)

Mooselini

She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Mao and Palin have so much propaganda in common.

Because nothing screeches "hypocrite" louder or shriller than Sarah Palin.

The GOP's finest female candidates have an alternative method of debating while simultaneously appealing to a particular voter demographic.

Rebecca Mansour worshipping at the feet of a true martyr (according to Sarah Palin)

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