I'm a grownup. I love One Direction. Problem? (Warning: I curse. A LOT. Not even sorry. 18+ only please.) Personal: @msmaryb

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So. I have an Instagram if you aren't following me already. Warning: hipster account. Lots of feet and food pics.

1: Arrested in a bar fight.
2 and 3: Dealers.
4: Prostitution (solicited an off-duty officer)
5: Stole your car.

Hey, twat waffle. You're unfollowed. Also:

You got an ass curve like that, you can dump a gallon of OJ on me then flip me off and I'll ask for more.

Sad Emergency Room face. Also: it's past my damned bedtime.

Texted my kid a pic showing the correlation between ultra religious states & states w/ the most teen pregnancies...

This is the weather outlook for where I am, where we are outside. In the sun. Digging. For 8hrs a day.

This is me and my kid's BFF talking about, well... (She's gray, I'm blue)

: Quote with a picture of your view” Dorm room!

My own family doesn't send me mail at field school but . does. ❤️


Harry is gorgeous and Eden looks like a model! Two beautiful people.

Harry is beautiful and Eden looks like a model!

Listened to the boys at the vanity while getting ready this morning and both my suitemates heard it.

So this is why I can't go full lesbian. Broad shoulders, pecs, happy trail, jawline, legs, narrow hips...boy stuff.

And it's loads shorter on the sides as well.

Way shorter.