I'm a grownup. I love One Direction. Problem?
(Warning: I curse. A LOT. Not even sorry. 18+ only please.)
So. I have an Instagram if you aren't following me already. Warning: hipster account. Lots of feet and food pics.
1: Arrested in a bar fight.
2 and 3: Dealers.
4: Prostitution (solicited an off-duty officer)
5: Stole your car.
Hey, twat waffle. You're unfollowed. Also:
You got an ass curve like that, you can dump a gallon of OJ on me then flip me off and I'll ask for more.
Sad Emergency Room face. Also: it's past my damned bedtime.
Texted my kid a pic showing the correlation between ultra religious states & states w/ the most teen pregnancies...
@tinylouberry This is the weather outlook for where I am, where we are outside. In the sun. Digging. For 8hrs a day.
@Lou_Tommo1991 @TheRealHazzza @_stormy_23 @TheLJPayno @RSkarma1 @LoupsLovesLou @Debootsie Seriously though...
@Lou_Tommo1991 This is me and my kid's BFF talking about, well... (She's gray, I'm blue)
“@1DMakesMePeee: Quote with a picture of your view” Dorm room!
My own family doesn't send me mail at field school but .@Katey5678 does. ❤️
@ShannonRoehrig @dimplesofdoom @peony118 DO NOT EVEN MENTION DECEMBER/JANUARY.
Harry is gorgeous and Eden looks like a model! Two beautiful people. @Harry_Styles @EdenDoraTrust
Harry is beautiful and Eden looks like a model! @EdenDoraTrust
Listened to the boys at the vanity while getting ready this morning and both my suitemates heard it.
So this is why I can't go full lesbian. Broad shoulders, pecs, happy trail, jawline, legs, narrow hips...boy stuff.
@Devious_Midget And it's loads shorter on the sides as well.
@Devious_Midget Way shorter.
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