Reactionary wisenheimer. Community disorganizer.
.@dahlhalla made the best thing to serve at a birthday party: an Andrew W.Kake. @AndrewWK
Fitting that Obama was dressed as a used car salesman.
Everyone's #ExJoning wrong.
"If there's no music up in heaven then what's it for?" At @arcadefire! @barclayscenter
Difference between Jillian from Workaholics and @marieharf? One's funny on purpose.
Annoying limit that will be enforced capriciously: this is how @BilldeBlasio makes #NYC safer. Slow zone, indeed.
New graffiti is even more a sign of the times than usual. #NYC
I hope the young people who were nice enough to make a coffin for their friend Oreo are coping with their loss.
Looks like I missed a heckuva party.
Reassuring graffiti during this tense time. If you like the tension. #NYC
Frightening to see police riding in military vehicles.
Empty podium means me pretending to give a speech. Here I am as the outraged Mayor of Niagara Falls.
I wonder if the real pizza maker was as enthusiastic as the dude on the box.
Right angles done right by Wright. @TheMartinHouse
They get mad if you call and ask where the cool parties are.
Sort-of self-portrait in the Mirror Room at the @AlbrightKnox. My shoes are off. #SincerelyYours
Soup's on at the @AlbrightKnox. #SincerelyYours
Did you know? The "Falls" in "Niagara Falls" refers to water going off the edge.
"What do you wanna do?" "Phuket, let's go here."
"Should we buy them rockets or shovels?"
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