Andy Glockner

@AndyGlockner

Exec Editor of @TheCauldron at @medium. Author: Perfected (coming Fall 2015). SI soccer contributor. Quant consultant. Mountain West honkalyst. Man for hire.

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Here's video of the play. Maaaaaaybe the defender had a chance to get there, but that's being generous.
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Here's video of the play. Maaaaaaybe the defender had a chance to get there, but that's being generous.

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But yeah, it was tasty.

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Got to have lunch today at my favorite Chinese place. Not telling where it is. LOL.

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At least someone's taking care of their academics. #Quakers

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I mean, seriously, no one cares about Tebow.

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Nobody cares about Tebow.

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Nice trolling, YouTube. Thanks for that memory.

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This is Lego Arjen Robben celebrating after the final whistle. LOL.

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It's not the clearest screenshot, but here's Wade hitting George's forearm on the release. PG's arm snaps back.

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More screenshots from the WFOR copter. This is just unreal destruction.

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Per KFOR, this is what's left of a school, filmed by a helicopter. I'm speechless.

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Hmmm. Top and bottom stories related in some way? I'll bet Venezuelan pools are much cleaner.

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Mr. made me remember that next year's tourney locations are ... not near me.

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The Albuquerque Journal doesn't care about me.

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Denver's just trolling me now. May 1? MAY 1???!!

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Love that ad feed!

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Hmm, I wonder if they found any dirt on Jack Warner or Chuck Blazer? Oh...

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A day of drama so far in England. approves.

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Should be OK to fly there on Tuesday, right? #sigh

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Can't wait to get home to Denver ... wait, WUT???

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