This still doesn't make laundry cool. Also, what kind of device is that supposed to be?

Tonight my dinner is seven gummi hot dogs and self-loathing.

Boston is a nexus for vanity plates

I don't like advertising in my fortune cookies

Real dogs wear Pac-Man shirts.

Tough guy.

Work dog

This guy has the right idea.

Bumpin' my new Swan D1080MkII 08 speakers. Like a baus.

@ShawnElliott Operation Seamus Tarpus: complete. For my cousin. He's big.

Got my awesome Primer poster signed by the even awesomer @davidsullivan9 Yay :D

I made art.

Just got @ollymoss' incredible Master Race print in the mail. 6/100 :)

Storm's brewin'

@DCpierson pun in real life.