Alyzabeth Mitchell

@AlyzabethM

I sing stuff. I write stuff. I am a sarcastic shit. I am a real person, not a pornbot, thanks!

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Just ate some GMO corn with some turtle DNA. So far, no side effects!

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Political TSA cartoon I did for your holiday traveling pleasure......

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My painting, #BOING . I've been framed, I tell ya, !

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Unfinished kitteh update.

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RAWR! (I'm not done yet.)

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Sketch on canvas, soon to be painting (hopefully!).

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Hey look at my rescue doggie Black Beard. Literally! (Bee Bee for short.)

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WARNING: Not safe for work and really hilarious.

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Hello.

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This guy's mustache literally looks like he sneezed and cut a path through his stache with the force of the sneeze. He was on Judge Joe Brown, of course. The defendant.

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This is a little rescued stray half Jack Russel half Rat Terrier. He only answers to "Jack", so that is his name. He is a little brat!

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Um...she's beautiful? This was on abcnews.com btw.

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My little niece who is two years of age drew this and gave it to me. Not sure if the face is intentional, but even if done subconsciously, she may be a genius.

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Did have a Love Clone?

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this little angel is my heaven.

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Organic American Cheese slices! So wrong, yet so right....

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Whose eyes are these? The next Bond villain? NO! Blackbeard the pirate? NO! It's none other than Pope Benedict, people, sheesh, so judgemental!

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The two adorable girls in this pic used to beat the hell out of each other at least once a week. Me, age 2 on the left.

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Picture my mom drew. Possibly a self portrait...

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Look how freaking fat I was at two years old! I was huge until I was about three or four.

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