I've got a potty mouth, I write NC-17 fanfiction, and I'm so pro-gay I shit rainbows. If any of that offends you I suggest you bounce now.

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Get ready for this ! My nuclear white legs and I are coming for yooooou!

me too!

Hubs is gonna think I'm ridic but I think it's awesome

Oh my god, I love you !! This is brilliant! THANK YOU!

Cat is strange. He likes being a laptop perch, it seems:


Such a beautiful day for a ride

I need happy music. Yes, that means this guy.

YES IT IS! There are more! has an interesting pic for you too...

Oh my god Heidi, you need to be here.

Clean and dry, purring little ball of fur

Some things are unforgivable. This is one of them:

I did tweet a pic earlier but here it is again, her name is Jasmine:

Newest member of my family!

she won't look up at me, she's sleeping but she has beautiful green eyes

I enjoy long walks in a wet, muddy, horse field

Chillin' with mah gurl

Underneath is says "international flag signal for 'F'". Wtf? Is this familiar to anyone?

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