Alex Pardee


I attempt more things than physically possible. Like invisibility. And I try to draw a lot. Sometimes its better than others.

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Andddddd.. BEST WORST MOVIE HAS STARTED, and I look funny introducing it. #Hospitality.

Setting up for night w at the store! Check it, we even put the "sex" in "section"

Saturday, Jan 22, 7PM at Zerofriends LA store! MOVIE KNIGHTS!

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This movie is AMAZING. Stone Cold sits on his hand for the first 90 minutes then jacks off for the last 10 mins!

Last night I took the greatest self portrait in the world & then sat there & stared at this, alone 4 an hour.

And.....the signing starts NOW!!!

"Smok Dope"

I celebrate today's journey with a portrait of Sean Cruise & I. Snapped by 8th grade photographer

Beautiful & Savage! Official "Sucker Punch" theartrical Poster. Photo by , design by WIZARDS!

My friend Cynthia Davis just made the greatest venn diagram in all 36 chambers. fucking WIN.

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I'll have what HE's having! Zing!

someone finally animated our life!!

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My seatbelt made from clouds: #SafetyFirst

Nice! This trail mix has petrified squirrel dicks in it and they are delicious!

Aside from "Oh" "My" & "God", my 3 most favorite words just joined forces to adventure inside my mouth!

First night of "Vertigo" set up. Now it's back to work in the hotel room.

Pretty sick dolphin blanket.

The road to Vertigo begins now.

HEY!! what'd you DOOOOOO??

She's an English major. Hot.