President of Strategic Frying Operations at Popeye's. Head #WashedTwitter recruiter. Floyd Mayweather's reading tutor.
Your girl look like Oswald Cobblepot.
Copped this fly 'Martin'-themed sweatshirt from http://proudhbcuproduct.bigcartel.com. Quality. Made-to-order. #HBCUGRAD
'Any decent man would pick up the tab for his girl and her friends'
RT @iamhusk: a foot rub would be loooooooove right now
I had no idea Mary J. Blige couldn't read until Twitter.
'Chick fil A is disgusting'
I'm bringing ski goggles back.
Love & Hip-Hop: Hollywood made me wanna watch 'Up.' Nikki looks like Charles Muntz.
Remember that enthralling legend of @metroadlib vs. #TheManWithoutLegs I told the other day? Well, it's 100% real.
When you're meeting your Twitter boo for the first time & wanna impress her.
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