Scottish elf living inside middle aged man's body
I am watching my nephew play basketball. Go Falmouth high school!!
I am happy to tell you Alan felt better enough to go for a walk with Honey. His third person thing is ebbing too
I am totally bartending at eastern bloc right now. Happy holidays
Me with a bar of soap at the @kiehlsNYC party right now!!!!
I am the whitest man in the world
@mxjustinVbond arriving at mattachine last night in triumph!
Crikey! A racing car fell on me and my assistant Sam!!!
Nose hair drama!!
I am totally drinking a martini on Lexington avenue!! Rebel. That's me!
Me right now!
Me and my honey
In the studio laying down a tune! Rock and roll baby!!
This is for everyone who said I looked like miss maple or their gran.
In my cunning disguise, off to rehearse with @lancehorne for tonight's show at the Beacon with Dame Cyndi Lauper
Thinking about Macbeth, walking to the gym, I began to hear the pipes and thought I was going mad. But no. Phew!
This is Lucius! I met him at the haus of Levi in LA the other day. His dad is the tailor
That's right, baby. I am off to host the Britannia awards in LA
This ugly duckling is about to be made over into a top international award show host!! Wait...
Palm trees and cars....I must be in LA! Decided not to go to the gym just to be a rebel
There's been an accident!! And I don't mean my hair! Eli's paperweight hurt me. But which character threw it?!!
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