I have something that @taboo1204 wants... you'll need your lube. =P

Okay so if soap & water can't get off this paint, what can? makeup remover? I shouldnt have let everyone draw on me

I love my gals.. And my bestir. @beccayuen @goodpotatoes @cherieaquino

It's a sandwich assembly line. I have the Asians working like a sweatshop

Eff You allergies!! My eye looks diseased now!

I know i'm not supposed to have sugar but I need to have my protein shake and it only has 1 gram of sugar!

Barrels of lube. Its like the ones that @icanbecruel has at his apartment. @gregor_g

Still red and splotchy.. My legs aren't red anymore though

Uggghhhh look at my chest... Sunscreen #fail

will someone please buy me this bag?

i'm ready for lunch....

gross hair, crooked glasses and squinty eyes... this is how i look in the morning when i wake up

2 hours of sleep makes me cranky and kinda attitude-y

This has basically remained unchanged since last year @redmouf @jams727 @corradokid @ericgrant @matty1987

This has basically remained unchanged since last year @jtbritto @seismic007 @plaintruthiness @markmancao @jrmozart

i know you can't tell from this picture but my apartment smells like bacon. =P

Almost back to the shape i was in in 2008. So close...

Rib eye with a chimichuri sauce with oven roasted garlic and cumin cauliflower and cream cheese mash potatoes. Lunchtime!!

And for dessert, a no cholesterol grand marnier souffle with passion fruit sorbet #GaryDanko

3rd course was a seared beef filet with a bacon potato "risotto" #GaryDanko