I'm not a jerk; I just only follow people who post interesting things.
In. case you were wondering what that would look like:
This guy is keeping me sane right now. Man's best friend, indeed
Oh NOW I get it. Very funny, hormones.
I ran out of clean forks. Yes, that's spaghetti. #firstworldproblems
Speaking of which....THIS MAN. <3
The first breakfast of my second decade.
I know it's ben a few days, but here's the new haircut, guys!
Note to self: stop complimenting men on their beautifully restored mid-life crisis hot rods...
@whydidigetone Who's Brad?
@backlash23 just made me laugh out loud in an elevator. YESSSS.
This is all I want right now, all I ever wanted, and it kills me that those days are gone.
This is all I want right now, aand it kills me that those days are gone.
Ahhhhh my dad took my beautiful blue beaut
M DECK, BITCHES!
...and you guys thought I was kidding!
Almost hooooooome! Now I just have to stop by the 'burbs and pick up my car.
Are we theeeeeere yet? :( I just wanna see my kitty!
I don't know if you can see it or not, but THOSE NUMBERS MEAN IM WINNING. I've never done well at bowling before!
Sure is cold in here, mommy! Say, why are you yelling? I'm just trying to get a snack.
I'm not REALLY looking out the window, mommy was wiggling her fingers by it to make me pose.
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