Allison Townsend


Things I love: Investor Relations. Aerospace & Defense. Bears. The 1%. Narwhals. America. Ohio. High heels.

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I'm literally drinking PG and eating gummy bears and wearing a shirt with a cock on it.


What just happened when I was told Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are splitting..

According to WWD....

Feelings about salmon pants..

We've been asking each other questions like this for weeks. Hopefully tonight we'll get some answers.

You guys. Relax. This.

Good morning, from 25-year-old females...

Perhaps my evil twin is out running amok of my life.

What the hell, autocorrect?!

Text message I got: "I'm done for the day."

Getting ready to fill this baby up!

Pretty typical morning conversation with my roommate.

Prettyyy... Big screen.

My brother unsuccessfully emailing me a music file...

Think I'm going to get my print framed this week and finally hang it. Because I can.

Is it possible to eat too much red meat in one week?

Cow. Murdered.

I love my family.