Fashion. Fluent in Sarcasm, Optimism, and Sailor. #GlutenFree #PayItForward
@PhillyD Seriously dude. They're real.
#SonsOfAnarchy is the top trending tag on #Tumblr at the moment. @sutterink #SOAFX
I'm wearing a jacket that the kitten has never seen before... and it's freAKing him the fuck out...
No Bueno @TervisTumbler :/ No Bueno at all.
Aaaand the kitten was successful in taking down ALL THREE PAINTINGS. It only took 4 tries...
@AskPayPal hey! Downloaded the app, so how do I follow through to get the $100?
My neighbor texted me 30 mins ago...
Here you go #Federal workers. #Furlough #GovernmentShutDown #ShutDown #FederalEmployees
How. Freaking. Cute.
@racingsouthwest it wasn't empty!
LOL. I'm so funny.
@katyperry hang in there!
"These aren't the drones you're looking for." Car Note. LOL #FoundOnTheInternet
My current obsession. #PVZ2
I didn't share my #Cheetos with him...
I'm kinda playing a game of chicken with myself to see how long I can last without music on my phone. PROCRASTINATION
@Anzermo sweetheart I know exactly what I'm doing. What does that say?
Very Mature, San Francisco... #BruceWillis #Red2 #PenisDrawing #SanFrancisco #smh
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