Arlana Murphy

@AMFussyBroad

Fashion Designer. Fluent in Sarcasm, Optimism, and Sailor. #GlutenFree #PayItForward

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hey! Downloaded the app, so how do I follow through to get the $100?

My neighbor texted me 30 mins ago...

Here you go #Federal workers. #Furlough #GovernmentShutDown #ShutDown #FederalEmployees

How. Freaking. Cute.

it wasn't empty!

LOL. I'm so funny.

hang in there!

"These aren't the drones you're looking for." Car Note. LOL #FoundOnTheInternet

My current obsession. #PVZ2

I didn't share my #Cheetos with him...

I'm kinda playing a game of chicken with myself to see how long I can last without music on my phone. PROCRASTINATION

sweetheart I know exactly what I'm doing. What does that say?

Yummmmmmmmmmmm!

Very Mature, San Francisco... #BruceWillis #Red2 #PenisDrawing #SanFrancisco #smh

Say WHAT???? That's not my usual drink!!?! #DontNeedTheCaffeineToday

I said GODDAMN!

I apologize for the caps. The heat is getting to me. Here. Have a fresh kitten pic.

The light pink nail polish GLOWS. It GLOWS IN THE FUCKING DARK.

Good Morning, Kitten!