alistair king

@ALsparkles

Owner King James Group and creative explorer.

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Shew, how relieved am I that they chose this as my most compromising tweet?

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My fellow Cannes judges have such huge job titles, like President. I'm thinking of upping the ante. #newtitle

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We forgot to sing him happy Birthday. What is wrong with us?

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So many things wrong with this pic of Femen Activists. How's the geezer kicking the protester?

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Correction. Our D&AD entry was for this ad. #CapeArgus

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My sister bought me some cool ink stamps. But HR now says I can't go around stamping it onto creative's foreheads.

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Who says toilet humour can't be cute? via

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North Korea's female soldiers wear high heels. That's funny.

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So happy. My gift to myself just arrived; a 1931 first edition, advance proof copy by my all-time hero. #Maskelyne

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So my wife took this photo in India this morning from just a few metres away. No big deal.

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So Garp decided to come and sit in on a new business meeting .

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Why don't I just introduce you to each other? meet .

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Why don't I just introduce you to each other. meet .

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Everybody, meet Rob McLennan of King James II and Rob McLennan of Ottawa. via

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Meet Rob McLennan from KingJames II and Rob McLennan from Ottawa. (via )

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I'm not a huge wildlife fundi, but I just can't believe how close these Buffalo come to the chalets. #KarkloofSpa

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You can't visit a waterfall and not do this. #KarkloofSafariSpa

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Just received this Taiwanese whisky from good friend . Been told its one of the best in the world.

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Funny. via Chris Charoux

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The client says he can't see the logo on his billboard in Jhb. And for once he's right.

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