Stay calm. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
The public were amazing tonight, very grateful & friendly. Brilliant fireworks & mostly peaceful. Happy New Year x
Merry Christmas from your boys in blue.
Night shift over, time for a hot chocolate & bed.
My cat feeds herself
Never get distracted whilst talking to Siri & start having an argument because confusion reigns
Maps might be the worst thing about #iOS6 but it does capture some amazing 3D images
Say hello to the new Tory minister for equality #reshuffle
Olympic divers on the toilet #London2012
Ticked a few things off my list today.. met some Twitter celebs @chrisgolds & @Neily82 & ran in the rain
Can you tell which one is gay?
Ignore the fashion crime, just concentrate on the fact she has hairier legs than me. What is this? France!?
If you went to church yesterday you were told to protect "the sanctity of marriage." Make your own mind up
IT'S STARTED. IN LONDON. SAVE YOURSELF.
Does anyone else's artwork embarrass them on public transport? What the hell is this!!!? I DIDN'T APPROVE THIS
@LiamCrapCrap I don't blame you. Your uniform does crazy things to me too (makes me want cheap booze)
Always read the small print
I know it's not Valentines day anymore but he's single & desperate, any takers for @andyjrichardson?
@HuntAfterGeorge you made the cover page of my @flipboard, congrats!
....and we're off with iMessage on the Mac!
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