You guys photocopy CD-R's, convert copy to PDF, then burn PDF to CD-R & mail it as a joke, right, @FBIPressOffice?

William Gibson (@greatdismal) hella signed my wanted poster. Moderately surreal. I suppose I have to follow him now.

@fbipressoffice (via Cracked)

Testing Twitter/facebook app functionality.

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Standing in for our folks from last night, who have been harshly repremanded, the new @6 Web Team!

The @6 web team calling it a night.

It's too early to be drinking.

Now witness the POWER of this FULLY ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle sidebar ad?

Inexplicably packed with my stuff by hospital staff.

An old woman told me I look retro-80's. Made my day.

#AOL doesn't issue securid tokens outside the company anymore? Lies. They just don't need you too badly.

Free Kevin — Spacey's film.

@emouling Indeed.

Of everything in the store, I knock over a stack of …

@carynloveless Well, I do have a cold. *dials 911*

The only way to win ...

@FBIPressOffice No thanks babe, I've already seen the face of FBI community relations. It resembles a Glock 22 .40.

I really wish “log in with Twitter” would stop deciding I'm a teenage girl.

@takeovergodcan And I /especially/ dislike you.