Sometimes you're the pigeon.... Sometimes you're the windscreen
@sticksports Epic #WhereDidTheLast24HoursGo
@Mike_Vaughan Are you sure this is the tshirt you want?
@kelvin_fletcher New career in Wetherspoon ads?
Best #photobomb ever
How hard can it have been to find Dr Phil?
@CuntWatching_ Why? Just, fucking, why? #SnapACunt
@PutifarGolobart Haha, Chuck Norris has got nothing on you #RomanFacts
Are Stoke allowed to play with 12?
Ewww... That used to be my elbow
This better be the last of these frickin operations #Sore
@flintoff11 Say no more
@jackwhitehall Say no more
@ajhmurray Surely, THE #NotNews event of the year so far?
Meet the latest addition to the family
Check out the Darth Vader microwave
@jackielaithwait went for a toaster.... Clearly nicked Darth Vaders
@OfficialVernonK Dunno, I think this one runs it close...
Seriously, how was I supposed to know this was a ladyboy?
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