Alan Owen


Sometimes you're the pigeon.... Sometimes you're the windscreen

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Are you sure this is the tshirt you want?

New career in Wetherspoon ads?

Best #photobomb ever

How hard can it have been to find Dr Phil?

Why? Just, fucking, why? #SnapACunt

Haha, Chuck Norris has got nothing on you #RomanFacts

Are Stoke allowed to play with 12?

We Believe!


Ewww... That used to be my elbow

This better be the last of these frickin operations #Sore

Say no more

Say no more

Surely, THE #NotNews event of the year so far?

Meet the latest addition to the family

Check out the Darth Vader microwave

went for a toaster.... Clearly nicked Darth Vaders

Dunno, I think this one runs it close...

Seriously, how was I supposed to know this was a ladyboy?

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