David McGroove


Slowly beancounting again - one step at a time. I've shaken hands with Trent Reznor and David Lynch. They probably remember it better than me

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The embarrassment.... #universitychallenge

Bollocks - Freeview box has gone kaput! Sportscene Results now looks like it was directed by Derek Jarman.

Proof that we're overrunning and of what "treats" await. #closingceremony

#Celtic If you hear anyone call this game as sold out, don't believe them! #Helsinki #parttimers

Bradley Wiggins comes down to Earth with a thump as he is forced to appear on The Jeremy Kyle Show. #tooeasy

Fancy bumping into this on Argyle Street...

Thanks again. Loving it lots!

The sign language guy on The Jeremy Kyle Show right now looks so ashamed to be there. #ITV

The sign language guy on The Jeremy Kyle Show just now looks so ashamed.

Check out the date...

Haha! Snap!

Don't expect it will win, but you have put me in the mood for it. See you in 3-and-a-half hours.

No kidding, this is today's page on my desk calendar of football quotes. #planetfootball

a huv!

#justfinished David Lynch, LeBlanc/Odell Just 80 pages. A neat, pretension-free distillation of his career.

#justfinished Casino Royale, Fleming. V short, but last 40 pages still a drag. Not rushing to read another 007.

#justfinished The Acid House, Welsh. Patchy. When it's good, it's great, but doesn't reach there enough.

#Pointless100 Renfrew holds really unimaginative raffles.

#justfinished Magic! Kicking myself now that it's taken me so long to get round to reading my 1st .

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