Slowly beancounting again - one step at a time. I've shaken hands with Trent Reznor and David Lynch. They probably remember it better than me
The embarrassment.... #universitychallenge
Bollocks - Freeview box has gone kaput! Sportscene Results now looks like it was directed by Derek Jarman.
Proof that we're overrunning and of what "treats" await. #closingceremony
#Celtic If you hear anyone call this game as sold out, don't believe them! #Helsinki #parttimers
Bradley Wiggins comes down to Earth with a thump as he is forced to appear on The Jeremy Kyle Show. #tooeasy
Fancy bumping into this on Argyle Street...
@inversephase Thanks again. Loving it lots!
The sign language guy on The Jeremy Kyle Show right now looks so ashamed to be there. #ITV
The sign language guy on The Jeremy Kyle Show just now looks so ashamed.
@mcgin1985 @ishepster Check out the date...
@Rammspangle Haha! Snap!
@nawitisnae Don't expect it will win, but you have put me in the mood for it. See you in 3-and-a-half hours.
No kidding, this is today's page on my desk calendar of football quotes. #planetfootball
@FraserC69 a huv!
#justfinished David Lynch, LeBlanc/Odell Just 80 pages. A neat, pretension-free distillation of his career.
#justfinished Casino Royale, Fleming. V short, but last 40 pages still a drag. Not rushing to read another 007.
#justfinished The Acid House, Welsh. Patchy. When it's good, it's great, but doesn't reach there enough.
@XanderArmstrong #Pointless100 Renfrew holds really unimaginative raffles.
#justfinished Magic! Kicking myself now that it's taken me so long to get round to reading my 1st @WelshIrvine.
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