I'm already going to hell. I might as well burn the brightest.
My lucky day
WTF is that? A tiny plunger or... #spottedatphysicaltherapy
See what I mean?
And yes @theoveranalyst will accept this tampon #bachelor
Party in my mouth #brownderby
For fans of my Dad #scrantontweets #nyc
Say WHAT? #bachelor #dontbefooled @AshleySpivey @Possessionista
Her name? Choppy. I'm distracted from an otherwise good story.
In spite of signs saying otherwise, front desk said "pay on your parking level bitch" OK I added the last part
All of the $ I'm paying to this hotel goes toward the creation of signs
Someone is listening to too much Adele
This is not a pizza
And then THIS happened
Make my day better, David Beckham
Not into this CD name
Greetings from DCA. Is that your flip flop?
You can't see his earring because it's hidden by the hair.
The couple that goes to Starbucks in pajamas together...
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