A wordsmith who is fairly knowledgeable in a fair amount of topics. I use 130 characters or less because I like challenges. I bring class to your timeline.
In honor of my #TWOT-a fresh mozzarella pie be4 I "get at it" which means what ur perverted mind thinks
I'm nothing if not a gentleman.
IT'S YA BOY! Goose martinis in the afternoon FTW. You like my yellow tshirt?
Eagles coach. Worst hair ever? If he's sick, then....he also has the worst hair ever. Double suck.
These are a MAN'S shaving utensils. You and your fancy razors.
Tangueray 10 martini. Take ur regular Tangueray & add 10 levels of awesome. I'm a haughty PRICK.
This is the line/scene outside Abercrombie & Fitch on 54th/5th in nyc. My kingdom for a stinkbomb.
THIS.....is a pan pizza with broccoli rabe & roasted red peppers. Im gonna sex this thing up stupid
Mine - Grape Nuts basement, then Honey Nut Cheerios, then a Grape Nuts ceiling. Call it "Check My Nuts"
I'm not a Raider fan but when a head coach throws a haymaker at another coach, I'm for it.
Fuck you, brooklyn! STATEN ISLE GOES HARD! (ok shut the water off, I got the pic, meter's running)
Don Julio or Smirnoff down the ice block. You tell me.
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