USMC, CA ANG, PD, VFD, EMT, VFW, MCL. I'm pretty much every letter of the alphabet. I love the asshole rodeo that is Twitter.
How Oscar The Grouch came to be.
He got yelled at for taking a shit in the tub. this is where he goes to pout.
The guy sitting at the table next to us at In N Out looks like @Danny_DeVito
Waiting while the wife shops for candles. It's ok. I got a new hat.
Watching Airplane! in memory of Leslie Nielsen.
What's your Batman name?
Beans pouting because I yelled at him.
Beater eject? I call it semen.
Embrace being fat.
There is nothing "All-American" about meatless burgers. It's actually the complete opposite.
Why I'm ignoring you today.
At moms house. Here's me with my brother and sisters.
Crossing into nevada on the way to mom's house.
@TSAagent @TSAgov #TSA
Kinda ballsy being out at this time of year without an armed escort. Especially the fat one.
Who exactly files a complaint about the solar system?
Lovely day for a drive.
Beans keeping @wldktlvr's pizza warm.
This is why you don't leave alcohol unattended in our home.
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