USMC, CA ANG, PD, VFD, EMT, VFW, MCL. I'm pretty much every letter of the alphabet. I love the asshole rodeo that is Twitter.
No money, so whipped out my uniform and threw on some face paint. Fuck it. I'm getting drunk.
Found my very fake Rolex today. Looks nice, so I don't give a shit how fake it is.
My cat feels the sudden urge to groom me. I thought maybe I was part cat, but fell off the couch while licking my balls
Sucks that I can't keep the goatee for the ball.
Anyone else read that as nipples?
Running a little behind, huh?
Guess the movie, win no prize!
Greatest beer cozy ever. Salud!
Finally replaced the badge I lost years ago.
Are you fucking serious?
I don't think I've ever seen this many deloreans in one place.
Played with the paper camera app, got this.
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