USMC, CA ANG, PD, VFD, EMT, VFW, MCL. I'm pretty much every letter of the alphabet. I love the asshole rodeo that is Twitter.
For your consideration, @wldktlvr and her magical cleavage. #SouthLAnd style!
My idea for a t shirt. I know it's crappy. All I have is Paint.
Me, @danny_bonaduce and my wife
My wife's Xmas gift. I got some serious brownie points for getting her this.
Me and a very drunk Andy Dick
Me and Bill Clinton
Why I'm ignoring you. Now go away.
Behold! Chocolate with bacon bits! It's like an orgy in your mouth!
Allah Akbar, baby
Firest snake I've ever held. Not counting my trouser snake.
Freezing my ass off in Saudi Arabia
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