its bigger than my mates room! he pays 110 pound a week. i see you taken the #PS3 and #tv out the cell before the pic was taken!

I dont like the room it should be black with no windows.

Love the hat Jack!

Thats what happens with 'true' democracy...

Hmm... radical but reasonable solution to second home expenses scandal offenders: offer them lodge there? On a seperate note, what lazy so-and-so made that bed? Dreadful job.

"Quick - who's got the key?!"

What's that strange crenelated black crown Jack's wearing ?

You'd have thought they'd at least have been given a bunkbed.

Why are we spending so much on herons? I like a heron as much as the next man, maybe more so, but surely their big wings can't flap through that little window? Hands off our birds BoJo - start tackling the junkies and crims!

Why are we giving them a window, telly and a stereo? I thought the point was to punish.

Yeah most student halls are worse than this for £85 a week! Though in student halls you have to buy a TV license.

not very inviting apart from you of course xx

Is that some Ritalin on the side by the juice bottle ? *sends Heron Unit a curtain pole for the tab top mantilla Jack is modelling*

Hmmm looks nicer than my student halls!

Well Boris I hope you left Jack Straw in there. Now that would be a punishment I would not inflict on anyone.