so basically they're slightly pricier grapes, amirite?

I'm just pissed they didn't spell ghoulish right. I'm not exactly a spellinazi but I love the word ghoul and genraly resist txt grmmr takng ovr th wrld. bastrds.

wtf. sh*t like this makes me glad halloween isn't a big deal here. only grapefobic people would find these scary..

Does this mean raisins qualify as juicy little zombies?

Well... *I'M* sure terrified. The eyes! They bore into my soul! (what the hell are those sneakers attached to? Do ghosts even have feet?)

That's ghost is fucking terrifying. He's wearing...sneakers! Oh no!

Grapes scary? What the hell is up with that?

I could see Jhonen using these for a scary, ghoulish Halloween themed drink

SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS

ghost what are you doing you do not need sneakers

That scares me!!

is this an attempt at a healthier candy-free alternative to halloween? that just ruins the whole purpose of the holiday.

I WANT SOME.