A vanity plate, two parking spaces, and a Lexus - someone is clearly overcompensating for a small steeple.

"These must be 10-commandment-lines... mere suggestions..."

They must have taken off the "My other car is a Bentley" bumper sticker.

or "I got a really good deal on this at Costco"

"IAMFIRST"

REASON #4 not to ordain women. (JUST KIDDING)

"Please key my car! I am a pastor who drives a Lexus AND takes up 2 spaces!

Remembering a Seinfeld episode.

I save people from parking too close to me.

I proudly spent a lot of my congregation's hard earned $ on this. I need to double park it to be a good steward of it.

Most likely, driven and parked by 'APASTOR's kid.

i bet you think this song is about you, don't you?