oh yeah nice hair. Who cuts your hair Helen Keller? i could have done a better job blind folded with a pair of dull spoons. Nice fat thighs. they really show against your toothpick arms.

btdubs nice nose ring i wanna grab it by a pair of pliers and RIP IT OUT. clean up your messy room maybe getting off your lazy ass might do the trick. carbs arent the devil little girl. They give you energy.

oh yeah that exercise ball is really going to good use. You bought that and thought you were gonna use it but you didn't count on the toilet flushing for free

how bout trying to get ur lazy flappy ass off of that useless ball and actually try doing a crunch or 2. u dont need to read anymore books, ive noticed how painfully single u r and maybe ur obsession is not infact girls, but books.