Actually, they're amazing. The bowling alley in town sells them and they're close to crack.

i keep seeing these at the grocery store when i'm looking for lentil burgers. i always feel really awkward about it, like it's a big social faux-pas, and nobody wants to be the first to mention that we just don't *do* that kind of thing around here. the

... What?

created an exceptionally high amount of hazardous waste, gave it interesting shapes and continues selling that as food.