Jake Owen

@jakeofficial

SkyMall is selling insta-ass... Brilliant.  But if I ever get fooled by a girl with these I'll be highly dissapointed.

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2073 days ago

SkyMall is selling insta-ass... Brilliant. But if I ever get fooled by a girl with these I'll be highly dissapointed.

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nanner57 2014 days ago

jake... tell me the snow storm will pass.. its wednesday nite. and my meet and greet is at grizzly rose for friday, but i cannot get information from the NEST - should i stay or should i go....

nanner57 2015 days ago

only in america..

murphysmom12 2070 days ago

That could be me too, unfortunately. I've got it all on top and nothing on the backside.

Kristian_16 2070 days ago

Ahahahahhaahahhaa. This is the greatest thing ever! Wow.

Haha. Goodness.

mtraugh12 2071 days ago

Yep! That before shot is me... compliments of my mom. My niece complains of being blessed w/ no butt too :(

feistygirl01 2072 days ago

You will not have to worry about that with me!!

luvJakeO 2072 days ago

i'm so glad I'll never need those- "chicked cutlets" for the ass! lmao

GreenEyedMuse 2073 days ago

Jake, don't you squeeze the merchandise before you buy? Savy?

cathyanne 2073 days ago

Scary but now adays you never know what's real anymore .. male or female. What happened to "What you see is what you get"? lol

aleashinn 2073 days ago

Which, btw, I think you should return to your setlist =D

aleashinn 2073 days ago

LMBO - guess you want a woman with some real junk in her trunk!

lmikelson 2073 days ago

Haha..That wasn't in there when I was flying. Heard duck tape pushes it up to--cheaper to!!haha

OUTLAWOMAN 2073 days ago

Hey...they make the Insta-Boobs too....hehe

Angel_girl24 2073 days ago

Haha..Wow! My friend would benefit from these..haha

dgbrown81 2073 days ago

Haha, very funny.....what's next?

Emilydea 2073 days ago

hah, this made me laugh! I know a few people who could really use this///

edwardsheroin86 2073 days ago

Haha...I def. don't need it but it gave me a good laugh! =D

Tooner1977 2073 days ago

Too funny. I have a friend I need share this with lol

canerooster 2073 days ago

amen,what's next ? damn scary

mlgilly 2073 days ago

Hahaha! Too funny! =)