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Michelangelo carved this out of a block of marble at the age of 24. The same age that I wrote my first diarrhea joke.
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my mom has a replica of that statue ...it used to give me nightmares
I saw this at the NY Worlds Fair when I was 7 years old. All I remember about it was that you stood on a conveyor belt to see it. It was a cool conveyor belt.
Just think what he could have done with Hot Pockets!
Well, genius comes in many forms.
In its time, that carving was the equivalent of today's diarrhea jokes
Don't be so hard on yourself, diarrhea is a very important aspect of life.
Yeah, but Michelangelo peaked early,only one pieta, the rest of his stuff sucked. But you'll be writing diarrhea jokes for decades to come.
No TV, No Radio, No Internet. Lots of time on their hands back in the day.
I'm 24... and I just graduated with a B.S. in psychology... um yeah, you should see the faces I get when I tell people that.
I'm 43... and i make boxes.... woe is me....
yes but did he have Chips and the legendary larry wilcox to occupy his youth. it all evens out.
That is quite a contrast, my friend.
I'm not 24 yet! There's still hope for me! I could carve a timeless masterpiece AND write poop jokes!!
i was gonna say "brilliant" but, you know...
some people are just talented in different ways.
Now let's see, what was I doing when I was 24...
Don't get angry and throw a rock.
Stunning. Thanks for the live tour Jim.
but this has probably never made anyone laugh. guess you still win.
Michelangelo & diarrhea jokes on the same page... thats the real masterpiece!
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