@Coganuts what's better, this article or this pic of @MonocleMan1 ? http://m.espn.go.com/mlb/story?storyId=4084962&src=desktop&rand=ref~%7B%22ref%22%3A%22http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lonestarball.com%2F2009%2F4%2F23%2F849565%2Fthe-insanity-of-lenny-dykstra%22%7D