portland won by 7 #nba. Q: What do you call an Portland Trail Blazers player with a championship ring? A: A thief. Q: What's the difference between the Portland Trail Blazers and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the Portland Trail Blazers and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Q: What is the difference between a Trail Blazers fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: What's the difference between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Portland Trail Blazers? A: The last Lakers NBA Finals team picture isn't in black and white. Q: How many Portland Trail Blazers players does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? A: The Portland Trail Blazers. Q: How do you keep an Portland Trail Blazers player out of your yard? A: Put up a basketball net. Q: What is a Portland