"And I shall devour ALL of this worlds FREE COMICS on FREE COMIC BOOK DAY!!!! HAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!"

Uhhhh...NOT cool, #Galactus dude!!! NOT COOL!!!

Don't worry all you comics fans; we know for a fact that Galactus doesnt get up until noon, doesnt shower until after watching Sports Center and then really doesnt get his first cup of coffee until around 8pm. Then he walks his dog and goes out on a tear about 11:30 looking for planetary comics so we will have all of our #FREECOMICBOOKDAY comics safe and ready for you at 9am on May 3rd!!
We'll be having signings with a bunch of great creators like Greg #Rucka and Terry #Dodson as well as hosting a huge sale and a bunch of awesome giveaways and door busters. And from 7pm to 10 we'll be hosting an after party with all sorts of food and drinks (must be 21 with valid ID for beer!) for your enjoyment!!

So don't let that pesky Galactus get ya down! Come party with the big kids at the Portland #TFAW on May 3rd!!