’i painted the kitchen red. then sold it. then bought it again at the beginning of the year. then moved the kitchen that i had painted. then lived in people’s attics. then went jogging around my house i don’t live in. where i don’t keep all my clothes and art and food. meanwhile i have never been to the house where my enemy louis hangs out in the garden with his pretty brunette student girlfriend, whom i introduced to him because we knew each other from when i worked in a bakery, and she would travel from london to holmes chapel because she’s psychic, and knew i would one day become mortal enemies with her loved-up boyfriend. anyway heyyyy hampstead heath! buy our album!’