John Maenpaa

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Christian/Patriot/Libertarian-Socialist and I support: AFL-CIO & IWW & ACLU & Occupy & Declaration Of Independence & Constitution #union #iww #WIUnion #occupy

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The Winners of the 'Chase Twitter Fail' Haiku Contest

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/the-winners-of-the-chase-twitter-fail-haiku-contest-20131119 

Last week, I ran a quick post in this space ("Chase's Twitter Gambit Devolves into All-Time PR Fiasco") on the epic Twitter fail that was JP Morgan Chase's planned #AskJPM online Q&A. For those who missed it, this was that outstanding Too-Big-To-Fail marketing idea where Chase expected readers to tweet in in search of career advice – only to take a massive faceplant as Twitter exploded with profane, abusive and in many cases inspiringly funny "questions." ("Would you rather negotiate with 1 horse-sized Eric Holder, or 100 duck-sized Eric Holders?" was my favorite.)

As an afterthought, I asked readers to send in haikus on the theme of Chase's PR gambit. To the author of the best poem I promised a Jamie Dimon "Greedy Bastard" t-shirt. I honestly didn't expect so many outstanding submissions. There were so many good ones, in fact, that in the end I couldn't settle on just one winner – there will be two, in the end. But before I get to those, I should give props to some very honorable mentions...

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#tlot #tcot #teaparty #union #iww #occupy #ows #p2 #p21

The Winners of the 'Chase Twitter Fail' Haiku Contest

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/the-winners-of-the-chase-twitter-fail-haiku-contest-20131119

Last week, I ran a quick post in this space ("Chase's Twitter Gambit Devolves into All-Time PR Fiasco") on the epic Twitter fail that was JP Morgan Chase's planned #AskJPM online Q&A. For those who missed it, this was that outstanding Too-Big-To-Fail marketing idea where Chase expected readers to tweet in in search of career advice – only to take a massive faceplant as Twitter exploded with profane, abusive and in many cases inspiringly funny "questions." ("Would you rather negotiate with 1 horse-sized Eric Holder, or 100 duck-sized Eric Holders?" was my favorite.)

As an afterthought, I asked readers to send in haikus on the theme of Chase's PR gambit. To the author of the best poem I promised a Jamie Dimon "Greedy Bastard" t-shirt. I honestly didn't expect so many outstanding submissions. There were so many good ones, in fact, that in the end I couldn't settle on just one winner – there will be two, in the end. But before I get to those, I should give props to some very honorable mentions...

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