#steam #summer #sale #conspiracy <Meanwhile at Valve> "Sir, everything went according to plan, we managed to postpone the Sale" Gabe: Most excellent. Anyone suspects nothing? "Yes sir, Number 4230932781 seems to have grasped onto something." Gabe: That won't do. Terminate. "Yes Lord Gabe Sir. ALL HAIL HATTANNIA" Everyone put their TF2 hats on in an ordinate, militaristic way. Gabe smiled softly, high above from his throne.