#JetStarRollerCoaster ~ Tonight on FOX... Conspiracy is everywhere as Obama's personally trained muslim extremists attack a small NJ seaside town named... SEASIDE!!! Coincidence? Like hell! Luckily, New Jersey republican governor Corpus Christie and Britain's Prince Harry were there to repel the attack! The terrorists managed to destroy a roller coaster and three cheese steaks! THEY HATE US BECAUSE OF OUR FREEDOM AND MINIATURE GOLF!!!