TOP TEN TWEETS BY  ANTHONY WEINER NOW THAT HE'S BACK ON TWITTER
 (With Apologies to David Letterman)

As imagined by Tony Ramirez - @HildyJohns on Twitter: http://twitter.com/hildyjohns

10. Little Anthony and the Imperials are back, baby!

9. You're awfully sexy when you're disgusted by my very existence.

8. Ooops! The old Ball-and-Chain almost saw that.

7. Congress just wasn't my scene. Big Apple, baby.

6. If I'm elected Mayor, the Big Gulp is back, if you know what I mean (LMFAO).

5. The mouth on Christine Quinn.

4. Can't believe The New York Times Magazine fell for all that.

3. Okay, Weiner's a funny name, but Albanese?

2. That goes double for de Blasio.

And the Number One Tweet by Anthony Weiner now that he's back on Twitter.

1. Just getting the hang of Vine. Awesome videos on the way.