TOP TEN MALE SECRET SERVICE AGENT REACTIONS TO A WOMAN AS NEW HEAD 
OF THE SECRET SERVICE

By Tony Ramirez - follow Tony on Twitter: @HildyJohns - http://twitter.com/hildyjohns

10. Yes, ma'am, your earpiece is positioned correctly. ma'am.

9. Yes, ma'am, FLOTUS on the scrambled line, ma'am.

8. Yes, ma'am, you say Jump, we say, How High?

7. Yes, ma'am, Clint Eastwood, on the scrambled line, ma'am.

6. Yes, ma'am, they were very, very naughty boys, ma'am.

5. Yes, ma'am, we will grow a new pair.

4. Yes, ma'am, we will pay that woman what she's owed.

3. Yes, ma'am, we will make him apologize to Sarah Palin.

2. Yes, ma'am, we will invite you that secret cigar club in New York.

And the Number One Male Secret Service Agent Reaction to a Woman as Head of the Secret Service

1. A chick?