TOP TEN THINGS THAT I, POPE FRANCIS, HAVE DISCOVERED BY LIVING IN THE VATICAN GUEST HOUSE, AND NOT THE POPE'S PALACE By Tony Ramirez - Follow him on Twitter @HildyJohns - http://twitter.com/hildyjohns (With Apologies to David Letterman) 10. The Girl Scouts make really good cookies. 9. How did Carrot Top get in here? 8. The nuns really like their guitars. 7. I can sneak empanadas in. 6. The wi-fi's terrible. 5. The Papal Apartments I don't really miss. The chocolate on the pillow, that I miss. 4. They got HBO. 3. Those guys from the Curia keep getting lost. 2. Without those wet-blanket college interns, I can tweet as much as I want. And the Number One Thing That I, Pope Francis, Have Discovered By Living in the Vatican Guest House, and Not the Pope's Palace... 1. Joe Biden's freaking hilarious.