So, a Chinese billionaire who's building a golf course in Iceland. Tony Ramirez imagines 10 reasons why... Follow Tony on Twitter: http://twitter.com/HildyJohns THE TOP TEN REASONS THAT I, A CHINESE BILLIONARE, WANT TO BUILD A GOLF COURSE IN, OF ALL PLACES, ICELAND (With Apologies to David Letterman) http://goo.gl/WIqiQ [goo.gl] 10. My Israeli wife said I was the second-biggest schmuck in the world. (That’s a Western term of endearment.) 9. Want to see the $1 million golf clubs I got at the pro shop at St. Andrew’s, the one in Ireland? 8. Chairman Mao came to me in a dream. 7. It’s really going to be SPECTRE Island, but don’t tell anybody. 6. I’ve got more money than Buddha. 5. Two words: Icelandic babes. 4. I lost a bet. 3. Elin Nordegren made me do it. 2. Have you seen the air in Beijing lately? You could slice it with a knife. And the Number One Reason That I, A Chinese Billionaire, Want to Build a Golf Course in, Of All Places, Iceland … 1. “Damn it. I thought it was Greenland.”