As you may have heard, the Pope has social media interns - http://mashable.com/2013/03/18/pope-francis-social-media/ - and here Tony Ramirez (@HildyJohns) imagines their top 10 complaints. TOP TEN COMPLAINTS OF POPE FRANCIS'S SOCIAL-MEDIA INTERNS 10. Had to convince the Pontiff that "poking" is so over. 9. Dennis Rodman keeps asking for re-tweets. 8. His Holiness is always mumbling "Zuckerberg." 7. Static on the Skype account. Is it Satan? 6. There's a cardinal who keeps complaining that he doesn't get upvotes on Redditt. 5. There's a cardinal who wants one of us to go to seminary, if you know what we mean. 4. Always the same damned question from "L'Osservatore Romano": what's search engine optimization? 3. If we've tweeted it once, we've tweeted it a thousand times: the Pope IS Catholic. 2. Matthew Keys made our lives miserable. And the Number One Complaint of Pope Francis's Social Media Interns... 1. You don't have many characters left after "transubstantiation."