We have new intel on the clandestine movements of one Mr. Santa Claus. Caught here by telephoto lens brazenly using a US Navy Los Angeles class submarine to get into the most inacccessible harbors and coves of Connecticut. He claims to have Cristmas presents in his bulging sack. We're not sure. He then disappeared again. We have now requested assistance from NORAD to help us track his whereabouts. Thanks. D