Writer of telly & comedy. Irish. (Not the fecking poet; so stop 'reading @philiplarkin in the bath', unless you're my agent.)
523 days ago
This punk tried to steal my bike. Tickled the little bastard until he pished himself. Be warned, bike thieves.
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