Ha ha ha ha ha! Can't wait to hear that in the stands...
A scouser said to me today "Are City trying to buy all the players in the Prem?"
Yeah, except Gerrard mate.... LOADSAMONEY!
He used to be a dirty red, Tevez, Tevez... But now he is a blue instead, Tevez, Tevez. He's probably nailed a load of birds, he's made us change the bloody words, Carlos Tevez - city til he dies